Training America's Ass


Style: STANDARD TEE
Size: S
Price:
Sale price$30.00

Description

Training America’s Ass

For freedom.
For justice.
For glutes.

Training America’s Ass is a tongue-in-cheek gym parody inspired by one of the most iconic throwaway jokes in superhero movie history. Featuring a heroic peach rocking a patriotic shield, this design is all about leg day pride, glute gains, and not taking yourself too seriously while doing serious work.

Soft, gym-ready, and made to order, this tee is perfect for squat days, hip thrusts, and anyone who knows lower body training is a civic duty. Strong legs save the day. Strong glutes steal the spotlight.

Do your duty.
Never skip leg day.

Unisex Tees

Size chart is in inches:

WIDTH LENGTH

S

18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 33
3XL 28 34

Tanks / Stringer Tanks / Muscle Cut Tees

Size chart is in inches:

WIDTH LENGTH

S

18 27
M 20 28
L 22 29
XL 24 30
2XL 26 31

Standard Tees are printed on a Gildan Softstyle 100% pre-shrunk cotton classic-fitting tee. Shrinkage can occur, size up if on the edge or select our premium option. 

Premium Tees are printed on a Next Level 100% pre-shrunk cotton athletic-cut fit tee. Snug on the arms and tapered in at the waist. Minimal to no shrinkage. 

Tank Tops are printed on a Bella Canvas Unisex 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton Tank. Next Level is our back-up option. Minimal to no shrinkage.

Stringer Tanks & Muscle Cut Tees are HAND-MADE here in the USA from a spool of cloth to the finished product. 100% Cotton (not pre-shrunk). The Muscle Cut Tee is an open-sided style. Minimal to Mild shrinkage can occur. 

We are made-to-order apparel brand. That means each order is unique and custom to the individual from the size, style, and design. We are a small home-run business. Inflation has hit us hard, however we have NOT increased the prices of our apparel.  The cost of accepting returns / refunds / exchanges would mean we would have to charge more for our apparel to offset the loss.  In an effort to keep costs as low as possible for our customers we do not offer Refunds / Returns / Exchanges on our apparel. All sales are final on apparel. PLEASE use your sizing chart found on every item to avoid fitting issues. American sizing and fitting. This policy is not intended to upset you or lesson our appreciation for your patronage. We are simply doing our best to stay in business with the highest quality merchandise at affordable pricing.

Resistance Bands: 14 day return window for an exchange or refund. Must not be used or opened. Customer pays shipping.

Stickers / Pins / Patches / Ornaments: 14 day return window for an exchange or refund for unused unopened merchandise. Customer pays shipping.

IF YOU BUY FROM US YOU AGREE TO THE RETURN AND REFUND POLICY.

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