SwoleDuck Samurai Retractable Sword
SwoleDuck Samurai Retractable Sword
SwoleDuck Samurai Retractable Sword
SwoleDuck Samurai Retractable Sword
SwoleDuck Samurai Retractable Sword
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SwoleDuck Samurai Retractable Sword

Swole Ducks
Price:
$35.00

Description

Every warrior needs a weapon.
Every duck needs style.

Introducing the Retractable Samurai Sword for Swole Ducks - a fully 3D-printed, quack-hilted blade of honor designed exclusively with your favorite flexing duck. One flick and SHING! Your Swole Duck is instantly promoted from gym mascot to dojo legend.

This miniature katana retracts smoothly, making it perfect for dramatic reveals, epic desk battles, or silently judging anyone who skips leg day. Whether your duck is guarding your desk, your shelf, or your gains, this sword says: peace was never an option.

Why you need it:

  • Fully 3D printed and designed in-house

  • Retractable blade for maximum drama, minimum danger

  • Swole Ducks Exclusive 

  • Lightweight, durable, and quack-approved

  • Instantly increases your duck’s honor by +10 and intimidation by +100

Perfect for collectors, desk warriors, gym goblins, and anyone who believes ducks should absolutely carry swords.

⚠️ Disclaimer: This is a novelty accessory. Not a toy, not a real weapon, and not responsible for any sudden urges to bow respectfully to your duck.

Train hard. QUACK harder.
Let your duck walk the path of the swole-rai. 🦆💪

Unisex Tees

Size chart is in inches:

WIDTH LENGTH

S

 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 33
3XL 28 34

Tanks / Stringer Tanks / Muscle Cut Tees

Size chart is in inches:

WIDTH LENGTH

S

 18 27
M 20 28
L 22 29
XL 24 30
2XL 26 31

Standard Tees are printed on a Gildan Softstyle 100% pre-shrunk cotton classic-fitting tee. Shrinkage can occur, size up if on the edge or select our premium option. 

Premium Tees are printed on a Next Level 100% pre-shrunk cotton athletic-cut fit tee. Snug on the arms and tapered in at the waist. Minimal to no shrinkage. 

Tank Tops are printed on a Bella Canvas Unisex 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton Tank. Next Level is our back-up option. Minimal to no shrinkage.

Stringer Tanks & Muscle Cut Tees are HAND-MADE here in the USA from a spool of cloth to the finished product. 100% Cotton (not pre-shrunk). The Muscle Cut Tee is an open-sided style. Minimal to Mild shrinkage can occur. 

We are made-to-order apparel brand. That means each order is unique and custom to the individual from the size, style, and design. We are a small home-run business. Inflation has hit us hard, however we have NOT increased the prices of our apparel.  The cost of accepting returns / refunds / exchanges would mean we would have to charge more for our apparel to offset the loss.  In an effort to keep costs as low as possible for our customers we do not offer Refunds / Returns / Exchanges on our apparel. All sales are final on apparel. PLEASE use your sizing chart found on every item to avoid fitting issues. American sizing and fitting. This policy is not intended to upset you or lesson our appreciation for your patronage. We are simply doing our best to stay in business with the highest quality merchandise at affordable pricing.

Resistance Bands: 14 day return window for an exchange or refund. Must not be used or opened. Customer pays shipping.

Stickers / Pins / Patches / Ornaments: 14 day return window for an exchange or refund for unused unopened merchandise. Customer pays shipping.

IF YOU BUY FROM US YOU AGREE TO THE RETURN AND REFUND POLICY.

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