🎮 Geek Out Your Glutes – Premium Resistance Bands for Epic Gains (FREE SHIPPING)

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🍑 Level Up Your Glutes (and Support a Small Business While You’re At It!)

🔥 FINAL CLEARANCE – Booty Bands Only $12.99 (Reg. $29.99)! While Supplies Last! FREE US Shipping

Why buy boring, generic booty bands from Big A when you can sculpt your backside with gear that actually feels epic?

These Flex Comics Booty Bands aren’t just resistance bands—they’re your secret weapon for unlocking legendary glute gains and feeling unstoppable.


What’s Inside the Quest Pack:
âś… 5 Levels of Resistance:

  • 🟢 X-Light (5–10 lbs) – Warm up that peach

  • 🟡 Light (10–15 lbs) – Feeling spicy

  • đźź  Medium (15–20 lbs) – Time to sweat

  • 🔵 Heavy (25–30 lbs) – The real work

  • đź”´ X-Heavy (30–40 lbs) – Welcome to Beast Mode

âś… Portable Level-Up Carry Bag:
Train anywhere—your living room, the gym, or the Secret Lair of Glute Domination.

âś… Premium Quality:
Made from 100% genuine eco-friendly latex (no cheap TPE junk here). Super stretchy, skin-friendly, and built to last.

âś… USA-Designed:
Straight from the Flex Ranch in Arizona—no middlemen, no faceless megacorps.


Why You’ll Love Training With Us Instead of Amazon:
🔥 We’re a geeky fitness brand run by real humans who actually lift (and nerd out)
⚡ You’re supporting a small business, not a billion-dollar warehouse
🎮 Every purchase fuels more fun, creative gear for this community
🍑 Plus, these bands look way cooler in your gym bag


Perfect For:

  • Glute & hip activation

  • Home workouts & strength training

  • Pilates & stretching

  • Physical therapy & recovery

  • Feeling like a total legend


Heads Up:
Extreme temperatures can shorten your bands’ lifespan. We’ve got your back—if anything happens in the first 30 days, we’ll replace them faster than you can say “Level Up.” Always train smart—consult a pro if you need guidance.


đź’Ą Ready to power up your peach? Grab your set and join the resistance.

Unisex Tees

Size chart is in inches:

WIDTH LENGTH

S

18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 33
3XL 28 34

Tanks / Stringer Tanks / Muscle Cut Tees

Size chart is in inches:

WIDTH LENGTH

S

18 27
M 20 28
L 22 29
XL 24 30
2XL 26 31

Standard Tees are printed on a Gildan Softstyle 100% pre-shrunk cotton classic-fitting tee. Shrinkage can occur, size up if on the edge or select our premium option. 

Premium Tees are printed on a Next Level 100% pre-shrunk cotton athletic-cut fit tee. Snug on the arms and tapered in at the waist. Minimal to no shrinkage. 

Tank Tops are printed on a Bella Canvas Unisex 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton Tank. Next Level is our back-up option. Minimal to no shrinkage.

Stringer Tanks & Muscle Cut Tees are HAND-MADE here in the USA from a spool of cloth to the finished product. 100% Cotton (not pre-shrunk). The Muscle Cut Tee is an open-sided style. Minimal to Mild shrinkage can occur. 

We are made-to-order apparel brand. That means each order is unique and custom to the individual from the size, style, and design. We are a small home-run business. Inflation has hit us hard, however we have NOT increased the prices of our apparel.  The cost of accepting returns / refunds / exchanges would mean we would have to charge more for our apparel to offset the loss.  In an effort to keep costs as low as possible for our customers we do not offer Refunds / Returns / Exchanges on our apparel. All sales are final on apparel. PLEASE use your sizing chart found on every item to avoid fitting issues. American sizing and fitting. This policy is not intended to upset you or lesson our appreciation for your patronage. We are simply doing our best to stay in business with the highest quality merchandise at affordable pricing.

Resistance Bands: 14 day return window for an exchange or refund. Must not be used or opened. Customer pays shipping.

Stickers / Pins / Patches / Ornaments: 14 day return window for an exchange or refund for unused unopened merchandise. Customer pays shipping.

IF YOU BUY FROM US YOU AGREE TO THE RETURN AND REFUND POLICY.

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