Small Business Saturday: The Plot Twist No One Saw Coming
Sooo… real talk:
Yesterday was our lowest Black Friday in 14 freakin’ years.
FOURTEEN.
At this point even our Swole Ducks are looking around like, “QUACK”???
So today, in true chaotic small-business fashion, we’re launching the biggest deal of the year:
Zero percent off.
No discount codes.
No flash sales.
No “act now and get 500 bonus XP.”
No “free shaker if you scream I AM FITNESS at the moon.”
Nothing.
Why?
Because Small Business Saturday is the day where you pick the businesses you actually want to survive the next boss battle.
Amazon is fine.
Target is fine.
Walmart is basically a raid boss with infinite HP.
But small businesses?
We rely on real humans who say, “Hey, I like what you do. Please don’t die.”
So whether it’s us, your favorite coffee shop, the comic store that smells like nostalgia, the bakery that keeps you in a calorie surplus, or the barber who magically makes you look dateable...
TODAY is the day to support them at full price because you want them to be here next year.
If you love Flex Comics, if we’ve ever made you laugh, smile, or snort-laugh protein powder, today’s the day to show it.
Thanks for supporting the weirdos, the makers, the artists, and the flexers.
We love you more than creatine loves water retention,
Jeremy Flex - Founder